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greetings, welcome, if youre here it means either:
you took the time to explore my website (thanks)
laser pointed your interests at mine (nice, enjoy)
youre a stalker (GTFO!!!)
or found it randomly(?)
its lowkey part of the project of reclaiming my teen years by actually doing something fun that i should have tried out but was too depressed or in school. but immature interests are for anybody i think. its like acknowledging your capacity for evil: you cant really be mature unless you know your immaturity. or something like that. just another win for this mediocre stoner philosopher. but yearh i come here to play. you dont always have energy for the cleerb.
So ya. yhis website is for my fan projects. Just to exercise some skills in a fun space. i fuck with things that are pretentious, or so stupid they loop right back to being pretentious. i dont make content but if you are lucky i might give glimpses into my beautiful mind.
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News:
My friends and I have created a forum and project like Artfight, but you make zines together. Please go check it out and start making some zines with us!
Credits
Background gifs by unknowns(old forum finds), nathanprscott, gameplaydaily, raccoonscity, boozerman, dankovskys-beetle-collection, eternalergo.
Robots.text:
Ateh 1 Adonai Elohim Asher Ha-Shamain Ve-Ha-Aretz, etc. Thou, O Lord, Who hast made both Heaven and Earth, and hast measured them in the hollow of Thy hand; Thou Who art seated upon the Kerubim and the Seraphim, in the high places, whereunto human understanding cannot penetrate; Thou Who hast created all things by Thine agency, in Whose Presence are the Living Creatures, of which four are marvellously volatile, which have six wings, and who incessantly cry aloud: ‘QADOSCH, QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM TZABAOTH, Heaven and Earth are full of Thy glory'; O Lord God, Thou Who hast expelled Adam from the Terrestrial Paradise, and Who hast placed the Kerubim to guard the Tree of Life, Thou art the Lord Who alone doest wonders; show forth I pray Thee Thy Great Mercy, by the Holy City of Jerusalem, by Thy wonderful Name of four letters which are YOD, HE, VAU, HE, and by Thy Holy and Admirable Name, give unto me the power and virtue to enable me to accomplish this experiment, and to come unto the desired end of this operation; through Thee Who art Life, and unto Whom Life belongeth unto the eternal ages. Amen. After this perfume and cense the place with good scents and sweet odours. This aforesaid place should be pure, clean, safe from interruption or disturbance, and proper to the work, as we shall hereafter show. Then sprinkle the aforesaid place with consecrated Water, as is laid down in the Chapter concerning Circles. The Operation being in such wise prepared, thou shalt rehearse the Conjuration necessary for this experiment, at the end of which Thou shalt say as follows:-- O Almighty Father and Lord, Who regardest the Heavens, the Earth, and the Abyss, mercifully grant unto me by Thy Holy Name written with four letters, YOD, HE, VAU, HE, that by this exorcism I may obtain virtue, Thou Who art IAH, IAH, IAH, grant that by Thy power these Spirits may discover that which we require and which we hope to find, and may they show and declare unto us the persons who have committed the theft, and where they are to be found. I conjure ye anew, ye Spirits above named, by all the aforesaid Names, through which all things created tremble, that ye show openly unto me (or unto this child here present with us 1) those things which we seek. These things being accomplished they will make thee to see plainly that which thou seekest. Take note that the Exorcist, or Master of the Art, should be such as is ordained in the Chapter concerning the Exorcist and his Companions; and if in this experiment it should be necessary to write down characters or Names, thou shalt do that which it is necessary to observe regarding the pen, ink, and paper, as is duly prescribed in the Chapters concerning them. For if thou dost not regard these things, thou wilt neither accomplish that which thou desirest, nor arrive at thy desired end.
